This is where it all starts.

I want to come back to this blog when I'm eighty and senile and remind myself of all the things that I found funny or beautiful or just plain weird whilst in my gawky teenager stage.

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"Your mental health comes before school baby, always. If its midnight, and you have an exam the next day but your hands have been shaking for the past hour and a half and you’re not so sure you want to be alive anymore, pull out that carton of Ben and Jerry’s and afterwards, go the fuck to bed. So what if you get a 68% on the exam the next day? You took care of yourself and at the end of the day that will always come before a high test score. To hell with anyone who tells you differently."


overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them



step on a crack, break your mother’s back, Lil’ Jon got the beat that make your booty go clap